The world’s number of fatalities and cases has continued to soar despite the hundreds of millions of infectious disease experts providing advice on Facebook. The multitudes of specialists have been sharing their own medical opinion as well as debunking common… Read More ›
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Deluded Board Game Sees Two Week Lockdown As Chance To Finally Shine
That “Compendium of Games” that sits inexplicably on your top shelf has fooled itself into thinking that it will actually get its moment in the sun as your family is forced to spend two weeks in virus induced lockdown. “My… Read More ›
Book Excerpt: A Bigger Picture An Autobiography By Malcolm Turnbull
When choosing a title for one’s autobiography, one needs to consider how the title will be viewed – not only for the present, but in decades to come when it is being studied by scholars and school children alike. I… Read More ›
Australia’s Pedos Nominate Andrew Bolt For Australian Of The Year
Australia’s leading pedophiles have gathered together on the dark web to unanimously nominate Australian blogger Andrew Bolt for Australian of the year for his work in defending one of their brethren George Pell. “Andrew Bolt has gone above and beyond… Read More ›
Bookies Install George Pell As Unbackable Favourite To Be Named 2021 Australian Of The Year
Australian Bookmakers have released the odds for next year’s Australian of the year award with almost all of them installing currently imprisoned Cardinal, George Pell as an unbackable favourite to win the award. “It may sound like a long shot… Read More ›
BREAKING: NSW Cancels NYE Fireworks With Pokies To Replace Fireworks On The Bridge
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has announced that this year’s New Year’s Eve fireworks display will be cancelled due to the bushfires with pokies machines to be wheeled onto the bridge as an appropriate replacement. “We consulted with the appropriate authorities… Read More ›