Niche news station, Sky News Australia, has revealed that a survey of their viewers, all 6 of them, has showed that they are all in favour of nuclear power. ”When Sky News speaks, people listen,” said a Spokesperson for the… Read More ›
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Andrew Bolt Threatens To Resign, Shocking All 3 Of His Viewers
A man found guilty of breaching the racial discrimination act yet somehow given a news show to host, Andrew Bolt, has shocked his viewers, all 3 of them, by threatening to resign should James Murdoch become his boss. ”How dare… Read More ›
Rupert Regrets Taking Parenting Advice From Gina
Newly married billionaire, Rupert Murdoch, has told acquaintances that he is regretting talking to fellow billionaire parent, Gina Rinehart, about what to do with his kids. ”Bloody Gina, told me not to talk to my kids but rather take ’em… Read More ›
Sex Obsessed Middle Aged Creep Appointed Australia’s Moral Compass
Sex obsessed middle-aged creep, Kyle Sandilands, famous for once talking to a teenage rape victim on-air about her sex-life, has been appointed Australia’s official moral compass. In a move that’s been celebrated in Sydney but ignored in Melbourne. ”Kyle’s a… Read More ›
BREAKING: Introducing The Weekly Flush
Each week The UnOz will wade through the crap that is Australia’s opinion columnists and present the best worst takes of the week, with the winner being awarded the weekly flush. Our inaugural winner is Miranda Devine. Miranda is best… Read More ›
Sky News Tells Dutton To Look At The UK & France & Go Further To The Right
Low rating ”news” station, Sky News Australia, has dedicated the week to trying to convince Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, to stop pandering to the centre and move the party to the extremely hard right. ”Peter needs to look at what… Read More ›
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