Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has lashed out at what he calls left-wing media who didn’t understand his speech that compared a non-violent protest at the Sydney opera house with the death of 35 people at the Port Arthur… Read More ›
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Barnaby: ”Happy International Women’s Day, I’m Rooting For Ya!”
Peter Dutton’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has issued a press release today wishing the women of Australia a happy international women’s day and reminded them that he is rooting for ’em. ”No one can ever accuse Barnaby… Read More ›
Weary Nation Wonders Which Culture War Dutton Is Fighting This Week
Weary Australian’s embarking on their first week back in the office have begun to wonder what culture war Opposition leader Peter Dutton is fighting this week, as they are bombarded with his face on tv, radio and in print. ”It’s… Read More ›
Prison Escape Foiled After Guards Asked To Sign Farewell Card
A planned breakout from Long Bay jail has been thwarted after the farewell card for the culprit was accidentally circulated to the guards for signing. “Like any workplace, when someone is about to leave we like to send a card… Read More ›
Dutton’s Increased Popularity Forces Joyce To Ask Where He Stands On The Bonk Ban
A rise in the polls for Opposition leader Peter Dutton has forced the country to rethink what it would be like should the member for Dixon were to become Prime Minister. For his colleague, the former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby… Read More ›
Sky News Australia Launches An OnlyFans Account
Low-rating Australian ”news” channel Sky News Australia has announced to their viewers, all 6 of them, that they will be launching a subscription based OnlyFans account loaded with saucy content. ”Who wouldn’t want to pay extra to see our hosts… Read More ›
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