Australia’s racist Aunty, Pauline Hanson, has been sent home from work early after hitting the Christmas sherry a little hard at lunch and then heading to work dressed up in a burqa. ”Aunty went to lunch with Uncle Barnaby and… Read More ›
Politics
Hastie Still Tossing Up Whether To Knife Sussan Now Or Have a Holiday First Then Bone Her Next Year
The Coalition’s leader in exile, lil’ Andy Hastie, is undecided on when he will stick the knife in to interim Coalition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, he is leaning towards doing so next year, as it will allow him to have… Read More ›
Pauline Invites Barnaby Over To Share A Fresh Batch Of Prison Wine
Australia’s most popular racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, has reached out to Australia’s most popular drunk adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, to come over to her place and enjoy a fresh batch of prison wine that Pauline knocked up in her toilet. ”Barnaby… Read More ›
Barnaby Says Jump, SS Ley And The Coalition Ask How High?
The Opposition’s newest talisman, Barnaby Joyce, has spent the weekend asking his colleagues to jump. This directive has been met with a smile from interim Opposition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, and a query of how high? ”It’s a sign of… Read More ›
Coalition Announce New Slogan: What Barnaby Wants Barnaby He Gets, Also Announce A Ban On Monogamy
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, is tipped today to announce a new Coalition slogan, what Barnaby wants Barnaby gets, as well as a ban on monogamy. ”We’ve had a really constructive week, the team and I,” said SS Ley…. Read More ›
Sussan Brings The Coalition Back To Canberra So They Can Vote To Appease Barnaby Joyce
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan SS Ley, has asked the tax payer to fork out over 100k in order to bring her Coalition colleagues back to Canberra so that they can vote on changing their policies to appease Barnaby Joyce. ”We’ve… Read More ›
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