Irrelevant Senator Pauline Hanson has promised the World that she will mail her essay against an Indigenous Voice to parliament to every Australian, just as soon as she gets a new pack of crayons. ”The people of Australia will have… Read More ›
Politics
Gladys Happy That ICAC Was Only DWTS Bad Rather Than SAS Australia Bad
Former Premier Gladys Berejiklian has spoken to her friends of her relief that ICAC came back with findings that she was corrupt, but, not enough that she should go to prison over it. ”Glad was so happy to hear the… Read More ›
Dutton Calls For A Sensible Debate On Bringing Back The White Australia Policy
Opposition leader Peter Dutton, a man who proudly walked out on the apology to the stolen generation, has called for a sensible debate on the merits of bringing back the white Australia policy. ”Look, I’m not racist but, we need… Read More ›
Joyce Urges Nat’s To Dump Littleproud And Start Playing #BarnabyBall
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home, foreign and veteran affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has called upon his National colleagues to dump their leader David Littleproud and get behind him and start playing #BarnabyBall. ”Look, old mate Davey boy has had his… Read More ›
Taylor Demands That The Govt Invest In The 100 Million Dollar Powerball
The Opposition’s shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor (yep, really) has demanded that the Government invest big in tonight’s 100 million dollar Powerball lottery, as a way to help pay off National debt. ”100 million dollars is a lot of money and… Read More ›
Greens Livid As Albo Declines To Hash Out Housing Issues With A Drum Circle
Greens leader Adam Bandt has condemned Prime Minister Anthony Albanese for refusing to join the party in a drum circle to hash out the differences the two parties have over the Government’s housing policy. “When it comes to taking things… Read More ›
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