Australia is set to meet their target of hitting net zero much earlier than 2050 after scientists managed to figure out how to channel the anger generated from low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, to power the grid. ”It’s early… Read More ›
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Sussan Brings The Coalition Back To Canberra So They Can Vote To Appease Barnaby Joyce
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan SS Ley, has asked the tax payer to fork out over 100k in order to bring her Coalition colleagues back to Canberra so that they can vote on changing their policies to appease Barnaby Joyce. ”We’ve… Read More ›
Liberal Moderates Tell Colleagues They May Bend Over To Drop Net-Zero But They Won’t Be Happy
The moderate wing of the Coalition (apparently they exist), have told anyone who’ll listen, that they may bend over and accept the party dropping net-zero but they won’t be happy. ”It’s time that our colleagues start listening to what we… Read More ›
Sussan ”SS” Ley Condemns The PM For Not Consulting Sky news Over His Choice Of T-shirt
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan ”SS” Ley, has condemned Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, after the PM was spotted in a Joy Division t-shirt that he had not sought approval from Sky news Australia to wear. ”I don’t step out of the… Read More ›
KRudd Reaches Out To Angus Taylor To Discuss White Anting Amongst Other Topics
Australia’s ambassador to America, Kevin Rudd, has reached out to the member for Hume, Angus Taylor, to discuss the benefits of white anting amongst other topics. ”I saw Sussan Ley on TV the other day and she had a few… Read More ›
Sky News Tells Their Viewers, All 6 Of Them, To Write To The PM And Demand Kevin Rudd’s Removal
Niche cable TV channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that their viewers, all 6 of them, write to the Prime Minister and demand that US Ambassador Kevin Rudd be relieved of his duties. ”Kevin Rudd’s position is untenable,” said Sky… Read More ›
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