Shadow treasurer, Ted O’Brien, has told reporters that going forward he would like to be referred to by his new nickname, TeOb. He has also asked reporters to start describing him as a bit of a daggy Dad. ”Now that… Read More ›
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Albo Says Good Morning, Sussan Condemns Him For Ignoring The Afternoon
Interim Opposition leader and practicing numerologist, Sussan Ley, has held a press conference to condemn the PM’s decision to say good morning, claiming the statement was offensive to both the afternoon and evening. ”Mr Albanese needs to stop seeking to… Read More ›
Sky News Urges The Coalition To Listen To Their Viewers, All 6 Of Them, And Dump Net Zero
Angertainment channel, Sky News Australia, has urged the Coalition to ignore the results of the last election and instead listen to the stations viewers, all 6 of them, and ditch the plan to heads towards net zero. ”The Coalition needs… Read More ›
Party Of Attention Seeking Racists Do Something Racist
The party of attention seeking racists, otherwise known as One Nation, have unsurprisingly chosen the opening of parliament to do something racist, by turning their backs on the acknowledgement of country. ”After the election Labor doesn’t really need us to… Read More ›
Labor’s Thumping Election Win & Boom In Polling Proof The Coalition Needs To Move Further To The Right Claim Sky News
Australian election result denialists, Sky News, have spent the day ranting and raving over how the Coalition needs to move further to the right, following the release of the first post-election news poll which has the Coalition doing worse than… Read More ›
Barnaby Tells The Missus No Need To Stay Up I’m Just Off To See Coldplay
The Coalition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told his missus to not wait up for him this weekend as he’s just heading out to a Coldplay concert. ”I’m a big Coldplay fan, I love all their stuff,… Read More ›
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