Mark Latham has led a call for Valentine’s Day to be moved to the dead of winter saying the current summery date makes it a day of mourning for Australia’s fuglies. “Valentine’s Day is not a day of celebration for… Read More ›
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
Music fans throughout the colony of New South Wales have gone into an absolute snit of complaint after the catchy ballad Bound For Botany Bay took out first place in the Triple J Hottest 100 for 1788 “I’ve never heard… Read More ›
Bolt Happy That His Viewers, All 6 Of Them Turned Up To His Australia Day BBQ
Low rating TV host Andrew Bolt has boasted of the turn out for his Australia Day BBQ, after all 6 of his viewers turned up. ”It was a great day full of vigorous discussion, a little merlot and a lot… Read More ›
Man Who Walked Out On The Apology Demands Australians Celebrate Australia Day, Or Else
The man who walked out on Prime Minister Kevin Rudd’s apology to the stolen generation, Peter Dutton, has demanded that all Australians celebrate Australia Day with gusto, or else. ”I, and my good friends at News Corp have decided that… Read More ›
Barnaby Won’t Drink Himself Into Oblivion In Any Pub That Doesn’t Honour Australia Day
Peter Dutton’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has pledged to only drink himself into a stupor at pubs that honour Australia Day. The decision came after his leader, Donald Dutton, started his latest culture war attacking… Read More ›
Dutton Tells Press To Leave Him Alone Till It’s Time To Whinge About Australia Day
Australia’s part-time Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has threatened Australia’s press to leave him alone over the festive season, and only contact him when it is time to start the annual whinge fest that is how to celebrate Australia Day. ”I’ve… Read More ›
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