Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent a congratulatory tweet to children’s entertainers Hi-5, congratulating the band on topping the JJJ Hottest 100. The tweet was sent despite the hottest 100 being topped by the Wiggles and not Hi-5…. Read More ›
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Desperate ScoMo Considering Knighthood For Disgraced Prince Andrew
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has been sounding out his colleagues over potentially knighting the recently demoted Prince Andrew. ”Scott, err, ScoMo is desperate for something to distract the public from all his recent failures,” said a Government Insider. ”He… Read More ›
Abbott Plans To Lead The Anzac Day March After Fighting In The Culture Wars
Former Australian Prime Minister and newly appointed IPA coffee boy Tony Abbott has told his friends and colleagues that he plans to lead this year’s Anzac Day March, in acknowledgement of his frequent participation in culture wars. ”I have always… Read More ›
Thousands Infected Over The Australia Day Weekend With Deadly VB Virus
The Department of Health and the Australian National Centre for Disease Control have confirmed that thousands of Australians have been struck down with the Victoria Bitter virus. The outbreak occurred over the Australia Day long weekend, with many sufferers forced… Read More ›
Plibersek Proposes Issuing All Teenagers With An Australian Flag Cape
Labor’s Tanya Plibersek has followed up her call for all School Children to pledge allegiance to Australia with plans for Labor, should they win the next election, to provide every Australian teenager with an Australian flag cape. “Labor has looked… Read More ›
BREAKING: Miranda Devine Tipped To Be Named Australian Of The Year
In breaking news Prime Minister Scott Morrison will later today name News Corp columnist and self-described ‘reformed mathematician’ Miranda Devine as this year’s Australian of the Year. “This is is a bit of a left field pick, considering Miranda is… Read More ›