In breaking news Prime Minister Scott Morrison will later today name News Corp columnist and self-described ‘reformed mathematician’ Miranda Devine as this year’s Australian of the Year. “This is is a bit of a left field pick, considering Miranda is… Read More ›
Interim Australian Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has told colleagues of his plans to launch a new public holiday in honour of Australia planned for February 10th, the day will be called Australia day 2. “How good was Australia day,… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson has come out strongly against the two cave diving Doctors who were awarded the Australian of the year award. Demanding to know why they chose to rescue children from Thailand instead of local Australian children. “I’m sick and… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has made an eleventh hour call to parachute in as Australian of the year former Labor party President and current Liberal party candidate Warren Mundine. In a move that overrules the Australian of the year selection… Read More ›
The Morrison Government has announced that they will jail any Australian citizen who does not dress appropriately or celebrate with enough vigor this Australia day. “Look we need to celebrate this great country of ours and we need to do… Read More ›
Prime Minister ScoMo has announced that his Government will strike a new medal to be awarded on Australia day, currently January 26th to commemorate the ongoing culture wars that his Government is fighting. “I think it’s time that we Aussies… Read More ›
