Labor has responded to Malcolm Turnbull’s campaign video about being raised by a battling single father by filming their own showing how Bill Shorten was raised by a battling single trade union. “I was left on the doorstep of the… Read More ›
Australia
Australians Stunned To Learn Jarryd Hayne Not Playing In The Super Bowl
Australians were shocked to learn today that their favourite son Jarryd Hayne, who left the country to chase his dream in America, would not be playing in this year’s Super Bowl. David Johnson, an avid reader of The Daily Telegraph… Read More ›
A Current Affair Journalists To Be Placed On Long Term Forced Contraception
Journalists and producers from the Channel 9 show A Current Affair are to be forced to use long term contraception in an effort to stop them from breeding. A spokesperson from A Current Affair told The (un)Australian about the idea for the… Read More ›
West Indies Selectors Proclaim Slump “Over” After Batting Out First Two Days Of Test
The Chairman of the West Indies Selection Committee Clive Lloyd has proclaimed the dawn of a second golden age of West Indies cricket after the side batted the first two days of the Sydney test to completion for a loss… Read More ›
Sharks Too Scared To Attack Rupert Murdoch
Fearful of retaliation from his vast media empire, Australia’s sharks gave holidaying mogul Rupert Murdoch a wide berth as he snorkeled in the Great Barrier Reef today. “Mate we all saw what happened to that tiger shark that pissed Rupert… Read More ›
Turnbull Tipped To Challenge Clarke For Australian Cricket Team Captaincy
Member for Wentworth and avid dog walker Malcolm Turnbull has been tipped by colleagues to challenge Australian cricket captain Michael Clarke for the leadership of the Australian team, following Australia’s defeat at the weekend to world cup co-hosts New Zealand…. Read More ›
