Sex obsessed middle-aged creep, Kyle Sandilands, famous for once talking to a teenage rape victim on-air about her sex-life, has been appointed Australia’s official moral compass. In a move that’s been celebrated in Sydney but ignored in Melbourne. ”Kyle’s a… Read More ›
Australian Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has taken time away from his little American Vacation to lecture the Australian media on the need for the country to look at greater potato peeler control laws. ”We live in a country that is… Read More ›
Each week The UnOz will wade through the crap that is Australia’s opinion columnists and present the best worst takes of the week, with the winner being awarded the weekly flush. Our inaugural winner is Miranda Devine. Miranda is best… Read More ›
The NSW State Government has announced that as well as shutting down shops for the day they will also be making it compulsory for all residents to spend ANZAC day at their local RSL gambling away at either a two… Read More ›
Opposition leader and part-time Voldemort cosplayer, Peter Dutton, has sauntered off to the United States in an effort to help make Australia great again. ”Peter will be away for a few weeks, he will be meeting some important people and… Read More ›
Reality TV juggernauts (sic), Dancing With The Stars and I’m A Celeb are locked in to a do or die battle over securing the signature of internet sensation, the Hawk Tuah girl to appear on their shows this year while… Read More ›
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