The Coalition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told his missus to not wait up for him this weekend as he’s just heading out to a Coldplay concert. ”I’m a big Coldplay fan, I love all their stuff,… Read More ›
Australia
North Korea Reports Australia To The UN For Having Chemical Weapons After Hearing Of The Existence Of A Mark Latham Sex Tape
North Korea have called on the United Nations to take urgent action against Australia, as they are fearful that the land down under may be about to unleash a never before seen chemical weapon in the form of a Mark… Read More ›
ScoMo Sounds Out Mark Latham About Double Date At Engadine Maccas
Former Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has reached out to former Labor leader (again, yep really) Mark Latham, to see if he would like to join him and his wife for a double date at the former PM’s restaurant… Read More ›
Australian Journo’s Hoping There’s Enough Leftover Beef Wellington Stories To Last Till Next Week
The Erin Patterson beef wellington murder case has has been a breath of fresh air to Australian journalists, with the industry running with different angles of the story for the last 6 months. Journalists are hoping that there are enough… Read More ›
Sky News Australia Demands Albo Produce An Even Bigger Beautiful Bill
Low rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that Australia’s Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, get back to work and produce an even bigger beautiful bill in response to US President, Donald Trump’s big beautiful bill. ”Our viewers, all 7… Read More ›
Alligator Alcatraz Has Katter Demanding A Crocodile Correctional Centre
Maverick MP, Bob Katter, has applauded American President Donald Trump’s decision to open an alligator Alcatraz and demanded that Australian PM Anthony Albanese follows suit and opens a crocodile correctional centre in Northern Queensland. ”Old Donny boy has the right… Read More ›
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