As Parliament winds down for the year the faceless (but not voiceless) men of the Liberal party are tipped to tap interim leader, Sussan Ley, on the shoulder to call for a leadership spill and ask her to please bring… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce
Liberal Moderates Tell Colleagues They May Bend Over To Drop Net-Zero But They Won’t Be Happy
The moderate wing of the Coalition (apparently they exist), have told anyone who’ll listen, that they may bend over and accept the party dropping net-zero but they won’t be happy. ”It’s time that our colleagues start listening to what we… Read More ›
Nationals Commit To Bringing Back Leaded Petrol
The National party has held a press conference over the weekend to tell the Nation that they are committed to bringing back leaded petrol. They have told their junior Coalition colleagues, the Liberals, that this is non-negotiable. ”Australia rest assured… Read More ›
Sussan ”SS” Ley Demands To Know The Colour Of The PM’s Underwear
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan ”SS” Ley, has demanded that the Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, release the details of what colour underwear he is wearing on a daily basis. ”The Prime Minister needs to stop being so secretive and reveal all… Read More ›
Barnaby Tells One Nation And The Nationals To Consider Him The Golden Bachelor
The member for New England, know for passing out drunk in the streets of Canberra and impregnating a staff member, Barnaby Joyce, has told One Nation and the Nationals to consider him the golden bachelor and start wooing. ”Look, this… Read More ›
Sussan Reaches Out To Barnaby And Invites Him Over For A Lovely Beef Wellington Dinner
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan Ley, has reached out to her rebellious colleague, Barnaby Joyce, to invite him over for a lovely beef wellington dinner. ”Teams squabble from time to time but what good teams do is they always settle their… Read More ›
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