Interim Nationals leader, David Littleproud, has reached out to disgruntled backbencher, Barnaby Joyce, to offer him an olive branch in the form of an exemption from the bonk ban if he stays with the Nationals. ”We know that Barnaby was… Read More ›
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Racist Bigot To Be Replaced By Drunk Adulterer As Head Of One Nation
Drunk adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, is tipped to be named as heir apparent to racist bigot Pauline Hanson as leader of the fringe band of lunatics that is One Nation. ”Pauline has done a fantastic job of building up One Nation… Read More ›
Nationals Tell Liberals That You Win The Back O’ Bourke You Win The Country
Leader of the National party (for now), David Littleproud, has told his Coalition partners, the Liberals, to forget about winning over the inner city elites and focus on winning over the 2,000 odd voters who live around the back O’… Read More ›
Barnaby Urges The Coalition To Consider An Open Marriage Or At Least Swinging
Sussan Ley’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has responded to unrest in the Coalition by urging colleagues to consider an open marriage, or perhaps swinging. ”Monogamy is a thing of the past, we need to get out and… Read More ›
Barnaby Demands A Parliamentary Enquiry Into Bonnie Blue’s 1057 Men Sex Stunt
Sussan Ley’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has demanded that the Albanese Government hold a parliamentary enquiry into adult star, Bonnie Blue’s 1057 men sex stunt. ”We need to get to the bottom of what this Bonnie Blue… Read More ›
Barnaby Tells Nicole Kidman He’s There For Her If She Needs A Shoulder
Australia’s leading authority on marriage breakdowns, Barnaby Joyce, has reached out to actor Nicole Kidman to tell her that he has a shoulder if she needs one to cry on. ”I know marriage breakdowns can be hard, trust me, I… Read More ›
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