Opposition leader (as of publishing), Peter Dutton, has released his terrifying vision for the country, should he take the throne from current Prime Minister Anthony Albanese. With the alternative Government planning to put a nuclear reactor in every backyard, have… Read More ›
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Angus Asks Colleagues If He Can Borrow Their Hands To Help Him Work On His Numbers
The Opposition’s shadow treasurer (yep, really) Angus Taylor has been asking his colleagues if he can borrow their fingers and toes to help him work on his numbers in the event of a #LibSpill. ”Yeah, numbers aren’t really Angus’ thing… Read More ›
“Mine’s Bigger Than Yours” Says Shorten To Turnbull
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has taunted the Prime Minister after an encounter in a Canberra bathroom by pointing out how much bigger his was than Mr Turnbulls. “I was actually shocked at how small Mr Turnbull’s was, I mean mine… Read More ›