Beleaguered television network, Channel 7, has today announced that the beloved star of Sunrise the cash cow is to be replaced with the network’s newest star, the drug mule. ”The cash cow has been good for us, but, you know,… Read More ›
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Kochie Mulling Over Replacing Ken Hinkley With The Cash Cow
Port Adelaide President David Koch has refused to rule out replacing Port Adelaide Coach Ken Hinkley with the cash cow, now that he has more time to focus on his team following his standing down as Sunrise host. “I’m not… Read More ›
Hanson To Enter Parliament Dressed As The Cash Cow To Protest Against Vegans
One Nation Senator and recent Ebay fanatic Pauline Hanson plans to dress up as the cash cow and sit in the Senate when parliament next sits in what she describes as a protest against vegans. “These vegans are terrorising the… Read More ›
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