Sussan Ley, Angus Taylor and the other bloke, Dave or Dan, have all thrown their hats in to the ring to challenge for the Liberal leadership. The vacancy arises after former leader, Peter Dutton, was comprehensively thrashed at the last… Read More ›
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Sussan Promises To Revitalise The Lliberals By Adding An Extra L
Australia’s leading numerologist and as it stands interim leader of the Liberal party, Sussan Ley, has thrown her hat into the ring to become full-time leader by telling colleagues that she will make the party great again by adding an… Read More ›
Dutton’s Dire Polling Results In Sussan Thinking Of A Lib Sspill
The Opposition’s leading proponent of numerology, Sussan Ley, is speculated to this week be considering mounting a challenge to leader Peter Dutton, following the weekends dire polling results for the Coalition. ”We thought with the media going to town and… Read More ›
Dutton Shocked To Learn That Politics Is In Fact A Popularity Contest
Low polling Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton was shocked to learn over the weekend that politics is in fact a popularity contest. ”Peter thought the object of the game was to appeal to Sky News after dark, he… Read More ›
Sussan Considers A Leadership Sspill Against Unpopular Dutton
The Opposition’s resident numerology expert, Sussan Ley, has spent the weekend considering whether to challenge unpopular Opposition leader Peter Dutton following last week’s horrific Robodebt findings. “Susssan has been ringing around checking with her numerologist, astrologist and even her kinesiologist… Read More ›
Angus Asks Colleagues If He Can Borrow Their Hands To Help Him Work On His Numbers
The Opposition’s shadow treasurer (yep, really) Angus Taylor has been asking his colleagues if he can borrow their fingers and toes to help him work on his numbers in the event of a #LibSpill. ”Yeah, numbers aren’t really Angus’ thing… Read More ›
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