After delivering a second consecutive deficit in its May 12 budget, the Abbott government is banking on “Tony’s Tradies” to stimulate a lagging economy. Coining the phrase in an exclusive post-budget interview with The (Un)Australian, Prime Minister Tony Abbott plugged “Tony Tradies” as his government’s… Read More ›
Christopher Pyne
Christopher Pyne: “I don’t know what the problem is, Tony always asks that I wait in the car”
Christopher Pyne has come out in defence of Tony Abbott today following rumours the Prime Minister snubbed the partner of Australia’s ambassador to France Stephen Brady. The incident happened at the Paris airport on the Prime Ministers visit to France… Read More ›
CSIRO Discovers The World’s Most Annoying Sound
In a world audio first, scientists at the CSIRO have discovered that Christopher Pyne’s voice is the most annoying sound in the world. Scientists,who have stopped doing crucial research into climate change and cures for cancer due to the government budget… Read More ›
Donnelly To Pyne: ‘Cage All Schoolchildren’
The federal government’s controversial education reviewer, Dr Kevin Donnelly has recommended all schoolchildren be caged as part of a wide-ranging review of discipline in the nation’s public schools. The former teacher and ex-Liberal party staffer says incarceration needs to be… Read More ›
Christopher Pyne To Split Education Reforms Into 64 Separate Bills
Education Minister Christopher Pyne today announced that he will be splitting his higher education reform proposals into 64 separate pieces of legislation in order to allow the Senate to deal with the proposed changes regularly. It follows his latest… Read More ›
George Brandis Amazed At Sudden Popularity
Attorney-General and book shelf aficionado George Brandis opened up his email account today and was greeted with 48,598 unread emails. The sudden influx of emails combined with the government’s rise in the opinion polls has Brandis bursting with pride over his… Read More ›