Aspiring Mr Harbourside Mansion, Peter Dutton, has called for Parliament to be moved from Canberra and placed in the town that bids the most to host it, like the NRL do with their Grand Final. ”Who wants to go to… Read More ›
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Barnaby Begs Dutton To let Him Loose On The Campaign Trail And He’ll Bring Back The Women
Peter Dutton’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has begged his leader to take him off the bench and get him back on the campaign trail, claiming that he is the only one able to bring the ladies back… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Worries That Villanising Marty Sheargold May Hurt Young Men
The Australian media’s preferred PM, Peter Dutton, has spoken out over the sacking of Triple M radio shock jock, Marty Sheargold. Saying that cool heads need to prevail, as if we villanise Marty too much it may make young men… Read More ›
Dutton Promises To Tame The Budget With Some Creative Accounting And A Stock Tip He Got From A Bloke
The Australian media’s favoured future Prime Minister, Peter Dutton, has moved to assure voters of his economic credentials by promising to tame the budget with a bit of creative accounting and a stock tip that he got from a guy… Read More ›
Barnaby Demands The Government Bail Out And Nationalise Hooters
Peter Dutton’s minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has demanded that the Government put together a plan to bail out American ‘restaurant’ Hooters and potentially nationalise it, as the chain enters administration. ”What sort of a World are we living… Read More ›
Dutton To Mark The Anniversary Of The Apology To The Stolen Generation By Walking Out, Again
Australian Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, will today mark the anniversary of Kevin Rudd’s apology to the stolen generation by reenacting his infamous walk out and boycott of the initial apology. ”I stand by my boycott of the initial apology and… Read More ›
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