The annual coming of the cold season known as “winter” has once again caught Australia’s population completely off guard, causing mass confusion over whether to rug up or dress in layers. “But we’re sun loving Aussies who revel in a… Read More ›
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It’s Almost Singlet Weather Says Hard Nut Who Walked Around All Summer Without A Shirt
The arrival of the first chilly morning of the year has prompted that hard bastard who hasn’t worn a shirt since September to consider opening up his wardrobe and dusting off a singlet or two. “It’s time to put away… Read More ›
Earth Drops Winter Due To Poor Sales
The planet Earth has announced it will no longer be producing “Winter” in the southern hemisphere due to declining interest in the season from consumers. “Winter has always been our least popular season and with the effects of global warming… Read More ›
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