Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has left court after testifying in the Linda Reynolds defamation case, telling friends that he’s relieved to get out of there with his pants not on fire. ”Never good to be in… Read More ›
Newly married billionaire, Rupert Murdoch, has told acquaintances that he is regretting talking to fellow billionaire parent, Gina Rinehart, about what to do with his kids. ”Bloody Gina, told me not to talk to my kids but rather take ’em… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s wife, Jen Morrison, has taken the day off today due to exhaustion from spending the night trying to explain to her husband the Lehrmann verdict. “Poor Jen, it took hours to explain this to ScoMo,”… Read More ›
Australia’s defamation lawyers have today put out a press release naming Channel 7’s second favourite son, Bruce Lehrmann, their person of the decade. ”Up until recently we thought that Ben Roberts-Smith was the goose that laid the golden egg,” said… Read More ›
Courts around Australia have told the Nation’s victims to not bother bringing their cases to them until they have started a successful podcast about the alleged crime committed against them. ”There are a lot cases before the courts but only… Read More ›
George Pell’s number one cheer leader convicted racist Andrew Bolt has spoken of how he feels that the Cardinal’s jailing will effect so many, particularly the children that Pell has yet to touch. “This is a tragedy for Australia’s youth… Read More ›
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