The Australian media’s preferred PM, Peter Dutton, has spoken out over the sacking of Triple M radio shock jock, Marty Sheargold. Saying that cool heads need to prevail, as if we villanise Marty too much it may make young men… Read More ›
Election
Dutton Says He’ll Release More Policies As Soon As His Mentor Donald Trump Does
Australian Opposition leader, Donald Dutton, has reacted angrily to calls to release more polices, screaming at journalists that he will do so as soon as his mentor Donald Trump does. ”The Australian people need to know that I will do… Read More ›
Gina Declares Jacinta Nampijinpa Price The Best Senator That Money Can Buy
Australian Opposition leader, Gina Rinehart, has been heard telling colleagues that she views Coalition Senator, Jacinta Nampijinpa Price, the best Senator that money can buy. ”Gina is a big fan of Jacinta and was so happy when her lap dog,… Read More ›
Barnaby Threatens To Blow Up The Coalition After Dutton Excludes Booze From His Long Lunch Write Off Plan
Peter Dutton’s plan to alleviate the cost of living crisis by allowing businesses to ‘write-off’ long lunches has caused chaos amongst the Coalition, after the decision was made to exclude booze from being written off. ”Bloody Dutton needs to get… Read More ›
Dutton Pledges To Make Gina, Err, Australia Great Again
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has launched his party’s plans for the upcoming election at a small gathering on the fringes of Melbourne. The key plank to Donald Dutton’s campaign is his pledge to make Gina, err, Australia great again. ”Australian’s,… Read More ›
News Corp Staff Given Peter Dutton PM Vision Boards In Lieu Of Christmas Bonus
Staff at News Corp Australia have been given Peter Dutton PM inspired vision boards, in lieu of a Christmas bonus, the decision was made with an eye on making sure the whole company kept their eye on the prize coming… Read More ›
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