This afternoon King Charles, a dude who once told his sidepiece that he’d like to identify as a Tampon, will visit Australia. The trip will be paid for by the Australian taxpayer in what is said to be a boon… Read More ›
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Youth Asked To Say I Consent During The Coronation In Honour Of Prince Andrew
Buckingham palace has put out an edict that during the weekend’s coronation ceremony as well as pledging allegiance to the King, the youth of the commonwealth will be asked to say, ”I consent” in honour of Prince Andrew. ”Bit of… Read More ›
Sky News Blames Meghan & Harry For Chris Smith’s Appalling Behaviour
Niche news network Sky News Australia has today blamed celebrity couple Meghan and Harry for their host Chris Smith’s appalling behaviour at the network’s Christmas party. ”Meghan and Harry have a lot to answer for,” said a Station Spokesperson. ”I… Read More ›
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