Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, has told fans/journalists how he longs for a white Christmas, one in which he can deck the halls with boughs of misogyny, err, holly. ”I am an old fashioned type of bloke and… Read More ›
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Dutton Warns Journalists: ”Ask Any More Questions About Nuclear And I Will Punch You In The Neck!”
Unpopular Australian Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has held a press conference today where he warned the Nation’s journalists to stop asking him questions over his nuclear plans, or he would punch them directly in the throat. ”Where do these journalists… Read More ›
Joyce Calls For A Royal Commission Into Why Channel 7 Didn’t Shout Him A Rub N’ Tug
The opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has demanded that the Government launch a Royal Commission into why Channel 7 shouted alleged rapist, Bruce Lehrmann a rub n’ tug and not him. ”What sort of World do we… Read More ›
Australians Shocked To Learn That They Have A Governor General
The country of Australia has woken up in shock today to learn that they currently have a working Governor General. The news follows the appalling revelations that have emerged about former PM Scott Morrison using the Governor General, David Hurley… Read More ›
Press Disappointed After Albo Leaves Dutton Out Of His Cabinet
Australia’s media pack has reacted angrily to news that new Prime Minister Anthony Albanese failed to find a spot in his cabinet for Opposition leader Peter Dutton. ”This is just a ridiculous move by Albo,” said an anonymous Journalist. ”Lord… Read More ›
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