Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has come out swinging over accusations that he is racist. The Dark Lord told reporters that he can’t be racist, as some of the people that he used to arrest were indigenous. ”Peter’s… Read More ›
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Dutton Launches New Coalition Slogan: We’re Not Racist, But….
The Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has today launched what he hopes to be the Coalition’s election winning slogan of: ”We’re Not Racist, But….. ”I’d like to start today’s presser by declaring that I am not racist, but,”… Read More ›
Albo Thanks The Coalition For His Xmas Gift Of A Dud Opposition Leader
Prime Minister and aspiring DJ Anthony Albanese has sent the Coalition a thank you note after receiving their Christmas gift of a dud Opposition leader that goes by the name of Peter Dutton. ‘’I didn’t expect much from them to… Read More ›
”Miss Me Yet?” ScoMo Asks Australia
Former Minister for health/innovation/finance/industry and occasional part time PM Scott Morrison has used Budget night to ask the country if they miss him yet. ”It’s been awhile since the election and I thought maybe the people of Australia might be… Read More ›
Fred Nile In Talks To Star In Weekend At Bernie’s 3
NSW ultra conservative politician Fred Nile has decided to leave politics to pursue his love of acting and is in talks to star in the upcoming movie Weekend at Bernie’s 3, with Fred tipped to play Bernie’s stunt double. ”We’re… Read More ›
ScoMo Announces Launch Of His New Only Fans Site
Former minister for health/industry/innovation/finance and occasional Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced the launch of his newest side hustle, an only fans site. ”I’m very excited to be getting more of myself out into the World,” said Scotty from marketing…. Read More ›
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