Interim Opposition leader, Sussan Ley, has reached out to her rebellious colleague, Barnaby Joyce, to invite him over for a lovely beef wellington dinner. ”Teams squabble from time to time but what good teams do is they always settle their… Read More ›
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Abbott Advises Sussan That Knighting Prince Andrew Will Lift Her Popularity
Former Prime Minister, Tony Abbott, has taken some time out from rewriting Australian history to offer some advice to beleaguered opposition leader, Sussan Ley. His advice, to consider knighting Prince Andrew. ”Everyone loves a Royal, so why not bestow upon… Read More ›
KRudd Reaches Out To Angus Taylor To Discuss White Anting Amongst Other Topics
Australia’s ambassador to America, Kevin Rudd, has reached out to the member for Hume, Angus Taylor, to discuss the benefits of white anting amongst other topics. ”I saw Sussan Ley on TV the other day and she had a few… Read More ›
Littleproud Tells Joyce That They’ll Exempt Him From The Bonk Ban If He Stays
Interim Nationals leader, David Littleproud, has reached out to disgruntled backbencher, Barnaby Joyce, to offer him an olive branch in the form of an exemption from the bonk ban if he stays with the Nationals. ”We know that Barnaby was… Read More ›
Nationals Tell Liberals That You Win The Back O’ Bourke You Win The Country
Leader of the National party (for now), David Littleproud, has told his Coalition partners, the Liberals, to forget about winning over the inner city elites and focus on winning over the 2,000 odd voters who live around the back O’… Read More ›
Sussan Plans To Arrest Her Falling Popularity By Adding Another S To Her Name
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan Ley, has told colleagues that she plans to arrest her falling popularity by adding an extra S to her name. ”People were very interested to hear why I am Sussan, not Susan,” said the interim leader…. Read More ›