Australian opposition leader, Peter ‘Donald’ Dutton, has ordered his right-hand person, Jacinta Nampijinpa Price to get in contact with Donald Trump and do a deal to make Australia the 51st state of America ”Australia needs strong leadership and I am… Read More ›
National treasure (yep, he officially is), Clive Palmer, has been seen walking aimlessly around Indooroopilly shopping centre trying to decide what to splash his cash on now that spending money on politicians is no longer an option. ”Poor Clive, he… Read More ›
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has delivered a speech over the weekend where he pledged to take Australia back to the good old days by abolishing the metric system. ”People are confused and it’s time the Government acted and abolished this… Read More ›
Conservative Senator Cory Bernardi has decided it is time to ‘Make Australia Great Again’ by extending his overseas posting indefinitely. The Senator, currently in New York to observe and heckle the United Nations, made the announcement in his weekly podcast…. Read More ›
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