The Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has refused to rule out National service in Australia for those aged 40 and under. The move follows UK PM (as of publishing), Rishi Sunak, promising to introduce National service in the UK… Read More ›
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Sky News Demands Australia’s Voting Age Be Raised To 65
Low rating news channel Sky News Australia has called upon the Government to raise the voting age to 65 to ensure a robust democracy. ”Let’s face it those over 65 are our most valuable citizens,” said Sky News hate merchant… Read More ›
Confused Millennials Gather Around Post Box Not Sure How To Post SSM Survey
Hundreds of thousands of baffled young people are currently standing around little red post boxes all over Australia not sure how to post the letter containing their SSM survey. “There’s a slot on the front of it that must be… Read More ›
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