The member for New England, know for passing out drunk in the streets of Canberra and impregnating a staff member, Barnaby Joyce, has told One Nation and the Nationals to consider him the golden bachelor and start wooing. ”Look, this… Read More ›
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Chandler-Mather Flattered That The QLD Election Is Allegedly All About Him
The Federal Greens Housing Spokesperson and a man who takes his time to walk past a mirror, Max Chandler-Mather, has held a press conference to talk of how flattered he is to learn that last weekend’s Queensland election was allegedly… Read More ›
ScoMo Sad That He Won’t Be Able To Take A Selfie With The Queen’s Coffin
Former minister for health/Industry/finance and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has spoken of his sadness that he was unable to get to London to take a selfie with the Queen’s coffin. ”Scott was very sad that he was no longer… Read More ›
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