The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told colleagues that he will defy the Coalition and seek to introduce a private member’s bill that will repeal the net zero bonk ban. ”Australians have had a gutful of… Read More ›
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Sky News Urges The Coalition To Listen To Their Viewers, All 6 Of Them, And Dump Net Zero
Angertainment channel, Sky News Australia, has urged the Coalition to ignore the results of the last election and instead listen to the stations viewers, all 6 of them, and ditch the plan to heads towards net zero. ”The Coalition needs… Read More ›
Barnaby Tells The Missus No Need To Stay Up I’m Just Off To See Coldplay
The Coalition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told his missus to not wait up for him this weekend as he’s just heading out to a Coldplay concert. ”I’m a big Coldplay fan, I love all their stuff,… Read More ›
Barnaby Promises To ”Get Behind” The Women Of The Coalition
Following Opposition leader Sussan Ley’s speech at the National Press Club this week, where she pledged to do all she could to get more women into the Coalition, the shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has pledged to get… Read More ›
Party That Campaigned On Sacking 41,000 Public Servants Pissed That They Will Lose Staff
The last federal election’s biggest losers, the Coalition, have chucked a massive tanty after being told by the Prime Minister that them losing seats results in losing staff. ”It’s a bloody outrage and I won’t stand for it,” ranted the… Read More ›
ABC Staff Shocked To Learn That The Coalition Didn’t Win The Election
ABC management have held an all-staff meeting today to remind staff that the Coalition didn’t in fact win the last two elections and thus the Anthony Albanese led Labor party is in Government. ”We thought that the Coalition were the… Read More ›