Australia’s racist Aunty, Pauline Hanson, has been sent home from work early after hitting the Christmas sherry a little hard at lunch and then heading to work dressed up in a burqa. ”Aunty went to lunch with Uncle Barnaby and… Read More ›
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Pauline Invites Barnaby Over To Share A Fresh Batch Of Prison Wine
Australia’s most popular racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, has reached out to Australia’s most popular drunk adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, to come over to her place and enjoy a fresh batch of prison wine that Pauline knocked up in her toilet. ”Barnaby… Read More ›
Hanson Comes Back From America Full Of Ideas, Asks One Of Her Advisors To Get A Brain Worm Like RFK
Australia’s favourite racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, has returned from America after skipping out from work for two weeks to swan around Mar-A-Lago, and the Queensland Senator is full of ideas. ”I learnt so much from just being around the Trump… Read More ›
Barnaby Tells One Nation And The Nationals To Consider Him The Golden Bachelor
The member for New England, know for passing out drunk in the streets of Canberra and impregnating a staff member, Barnaby Joyce, has told One Nation and the Nationals to consider him the golden bachelor and start wooing. ”Look, this… Read More ›
Littleproud Tells Joyce That They’ll Exempt Him From The Bonk Ban If He Stays
Interim Nationals leader, David Littleproud, has reached out to disgruntled backbencher, Barnaby Joyce, to offer him an olive branch in the form of an exemption from the bonk ban if he stays with the Nationals. ”We know that Barnaby was… Read More ›
Barnaby Urges The Coalition To Consider An Open Marriage Or At Least Swinging
Sussan Ley’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has responded to unrest in the Coalition by urging colleagues to consider an open marriage, or perhaps swinging. ”Monogamy is a thing of the past, we need to get out and… Read More ›
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