Sussan Ley’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has responded to unrest in the Coalition by urging colleagues to consider an open marriage, or perhaps swinging. ”Monogamy is a thing of the past, we need to get out and… Read More ›
One Nation
Sussan Promises To Add An Extra S To Her Name In An Effort To Appeal To Voters
Opposition leader (for now), Sussan Ley, has promised to add an extra S to her name in an effort to turn around her shockingly low polling numbers. ”To the people of Australia, I have listened and I have learnt, you… Read More ›
Party Of Attention Seeking Racists Do Something Racist
The party of attention seeking racists, otherwise known as One Nation, have unsurprisingly chosen the opening of parliament to do something racist, by turning their backs on the acknowledgement of country. ”After the election Labor doesn’t really need us to… Read More ›
North Korea Reports Australia To The UN For Having Chemical Weapons After Hearing Of The Existence Of A Mark Latham Sex Tape
North Korea have called on the United Nations to take urgent action against Australia, as they are fearful that the land down under may be about to unleash a never before seen chemical weapon in the form of a Mark… Read More ›
Nation Shocked To Learn That Latham Managed To Pull A Root
Australians have woken up this morning to the shocking news that former Labor/Liberal Democrat/One Nation turned Independent politician, Mark Latham, has managed to pull a root. News of Mr Latham’s root was revealed in court documents. ”A lot of Australians… Read More ›
Attention Seeking Racist Bigot Picks Fight With Boy Who’s Dad Died When He Was Young
Pauline Hanson, a Queensland based attention-seeking racist bigot has started picking on Robert Irwin, a young boy also from Queensland who lost his famous Father when he was young. Ms Hanson started bullying Mr Irwin by stealing his likeness to… Read More ›
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