Australian Senator and part-time reality TV contestant, Pauline Hanson, has demanded to know why there is no white Friday sales. ”How dare the whites be discriminated against! Screeched Pauline, ”There’s black Friday sales and even EOFYS sales, but us whites… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson
One Nation Launch An Exclusive Line Of Toilet Bowl Prison Wine
Rural Australia’s favourite bunch of grifters, One Nation, has announced that they are now in the alcohol business with the launch of their new line of toilet bowl wine. ”We have been working with some of Australia’s finest prisons to… Read More ›
Hanson Reminds Voters That The K Is Silent When Voting Know In The Voice Referendum
Australia’s leading racist, Pauling Hanson, has gone onto social media to spread the word to her followers to remember that the K is silent when voting know in the upcoming Voice referendum. ”This referendum is rigged against my people,” declared… Read More ›
Peter Tells Reporters To Please Refer To Him As Donald Dutton
Head of the Australian arm of the Republican party, Peter Dutton, has told reporters to start calling him Donald Dutton or The Donald for short. ”This is a great move by Peter, sorry, Donald Dutton,” said Republican party cheer leader… Read More ›
Column: Mark Latham’s Guide To Being A Cook
When those lefty freaks at The (un)Australian tweeted me to ask if I would write for them you could have knocked me over with a feather as I swore I’d blocked them. But then I got to thinking, you know Mark, the… Read More ›
One Nation To Start Looking Under Rocks For Mark Latham’s Replacement
The party of choice for Australian racists, One Nation, has begun the task of searching under rocks in order to find a replacement for their NSW leader Mark Latham, who was sacked by Pauline Hanson. ”In the good old days… Read More ›