Australian Opposition leader, Donald Dutton, has reacted angrily to calls to release more polices, screaming at journalists that he will do so as soon as his mentor Donald Trump does. ”The Australian people need to know that I will do… Read More ›
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Temu Trump Doesn’t Rule Out Making New Zealand Australia’s 7th State
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has refused to rule out making New Zealand the 7th State of Australia and is said to also have his eyes on buying West Timor. ”I said yesterday that I view President Trump as a very… Read More ›
Gina Declares Australia Would Be A Better Place If It Were All Mine
Peter Dutton’s muse, Gina Rinehart, has declared that Australia would be a much better place if it were all mine. In an off camera rant, allegedly recorded at a McDonald’s drive thru. ”I stand by what I said, this country… Read More ›
Dutton Promises To Convert Project 25 To The Metric System
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has told colleagues that he has been doing the hard yards when it comes to Coalition policy, and will soon be announcing that he plans to convert the controversial, American designed Project 25, to the metric… Read More ›
Gina Declares Jacinta Nampijinpa Price The Best Senator That Money Can Buy
Australian Opposition leader, Gina Rinehart, has been heard telling colleagues that she views Coalition Senator, Jacinta Nampijinpa Price, the best Senator that money can buy. ”Gina is a big fan of Jacinta and was so happy when her lap dog,… Read More ›
Dutton Demands A Revamp Of The Maths Syllabus With More Emphasis On Division
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has demanded a revamp of the Australian Maths syllabus to ensure that more emphasis is put on division. ”It is totally unacceptable that the average Australian kid leaves school knowing how to add and multiply but… Read More ›
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