The President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, has speculated today that putting sugar back in to coke, instead of high fructose corn syrup, may in fact cure cases of autism. The President raised this point as part… Read More ›
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Trump Fumes After Being Knocked Back For A Tee Time At The Gulf Of America
America’s co-President, Donald Trump, was irate after being told that he could not have a tee time at the newly renamed Gulf of America. Aides tried to tell the co-President that the Gulf wasn’t actually a golf course but co-President… Read More ›
Temu Trump Doesn’t Rule Out Making New Zealand Australia’s 7th State
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has refused to rule out making New Zealand the 7th State of Australia and is said to also have his eyes on buying West Timor. ”I said yesterday that I view President Trump as a very… Read More ›
Australia’s Worst People Set Their Alarms For 2am To Watch The Trump Inauguration Live
Alarm clocks and phones have been heard ringing around Toorak, Mosman and the Mornington Peninsula this morning as some of Australia’s worst people have gotten up early to watch the Presidential inauguration. ”What a great day for the World, President… Read More ›
“IT’S A CONSPIRACY” Yells Country That Still Hasn’t Worked Out If The One From 1963 Was A Conspiracy
Americans have taken to social media in the millions to loudly yell that the assassination attempt on former President turned convicted felon, Donald Trump, was a conspiracy. Despite the Nation still having no idea whether the last successful Presidential assassination… Read More ›
Trump Refuses To Concede That He Lost The Masters To Dustin Johnson
US President (for now) Donald Trump has released an official statement via his preferred method of communication Twitter, to call for people to stop referring to Dustin Johnson as the winner of this year’s US Masters and instead hand the… Read More ›
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