American accented Australian golfer Greg Norman has revealed to the world’s media that his initial reaction upon receiving a phone call from Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull was to choke, before recovering to take the call. The Australian Prime Minister… Read More ›
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Trump Announces New Series Of Celebrity Apprentice To Decide His Secretary Of State
President-elect Donald Trump has announced his first order of business as President will be to film a new series of Celebrity Apprentice in order to find a new Secretary of State. Speaking to The (un)Australian, a jubilant Trump talked of his… Read More ›
Secret Service Agents Training To Dive Out Of Way Of Bullets In Case Of Trump Victory
A special crack unit of the United States Secret Service has begun learning how to throw themselves out of the path of oncoming bullets meant for Donald Trump should the Republican Party nominee successfully win the November election. “My role… Read More ›
Donald Trump Announces Hulk Hogan As His Vice-Presidential Candidate
Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump has today announced that former professional wrestler and amatuer racist Hulk Hogan will join him in his run for the White House as his nominee for Vice-President. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Mr Trump explained: “Hulk represents… Read More ›