The last election wasn’t the result we were all hoping for, let’s be honest. I’m still stunned that someone as likeable, masculine and, uh, dare I say it, virile as Peter Dutton failed to win over the electorate. Never mind,… Read More ›
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Angus Defends The Coalition’s New Slogan Of ‘No Girl’s Allowed’
The Liberal party’s next leader (spill pending), Angus Taylor, has defended the party’s new slogan of ‘no girls allowed’. ”Look, our party isn’t stuck in the 50’s we just believe that women have a place,” said Angus. ”And that place… Read More ›
Barnaby Promises To ”Get Behind” The Women Of The Coalition
Following Opposition leader Sussan Ley’s speech at the National Press Club this week, where she pledged to do all she could to get more women into the Coalition, the shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has pledged to get… Read More ›
Party That Campaigned On Sacking 41,000 Public Servants Pissed That They Will Lose Staff
The last federal election’s biggest losers, the Coalition, have chucked a massive tanty after being told by the Prime Minister that them losing seats results in losing staff. ”It’s a bloody outrage and I won’t stand for it,” ranted the… Read More ›
The Australian Newspaper To Rebrand As The Daily Trump Gazette
The Australian newspaper, a favourite amongst boomers, has announced plans to rebrand to The Daily Trump Gazette, in a move that it hopes will increase it’s presence online and reflect on what the paper is reporting on. ”Look, we sell… Read More ›
Media Confuse Defence Lobbyist For Unbiased Commentator
Australia’s media pack have refused to apologise for confusing known defence lobbyist, Scott Morrison, with an unbiased and balanced commentator when it comes to seeking comments on the escalation of the middle-east conflict. ”Ah, look you know Scott was available… Read More ›
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