Desperate TV stations on Day 5 of their 24/7 Queen coverage have resorted to interviewing people named Elizabeth in a desperate attempt to fill time. ”There’s only so much time you can devote to stories about the corgis or what… Read More ›
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Cardinal Pell Calls On The World To Embrace Prince Andrew
Australia’s leading unconvicted Catholic, George Pell, has appeared on niche news station Sky News Australia to appeal to the World to reach out and embrace embattled Royal, Prince Andrew. ”I know what it is like to be shunned by the… Read More ›
Facing Strike Action, Queen Stunned To Discover Monarchs Can No Longer Chop Off Rebels’ Heads
Facing what she called “an act of rebellion reminiscent of the infamous 1381 Peasants’ Revolt” with staff at Windsor Castle voting for strike action, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II spoke today of her shock when informed that English monarchs were no longer allowed… Read More ›
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