Curl up your kale and chuck out the chia because scientists have now found the secret ingredients in snail trails that’s inflaming a rush to the new gold in health. Collected by carefully shaving up a snail’s trail by hand… Read More ›
Reg Olives
Police Say Neighbourly Love Will Stop Drug Epidemic
Police across the nation are taking up the Prime Minister’s baton to promote an initiative to combat illicit drug use which they say has got out of control as unemployment has climbed and boredom has set in across the suburbs… Read More ›
Infographics Outlawed By Government
Canberra has declared that from next Monday all federal government departments must cease using infographics in reports and other communications. The directive came from the Minister for Communications, Malcolm Turnbull and is believed to be part of the government’s wider… Read More ›
AFP Claims Altruism Behind Its Support Of Sri Lankan Police Department
Questions dog the government’s use of the Australian Federal Police (AFP) as a tool to execute behind the scenes foreign policy objectives by supporting the notorious Sri Lankan Criminal Investigation Department (CID). In the usual show of solidarity in foreign… Read More ›
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