Former Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has reached out to former Labor leader (again, yep really) Mark Latham, to see if he would like to join him and his wife for a double date at the former PM’s restaurant… Read More ›
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Nation Shocked To Learn That Latham Managed To Pull A Root
Australians have woken up this morning to the shocking news that former Labor/Liberal Democrat/One Nation turned Independent politician, Mark Latham, has managed to pull a root. News of Mr Latham’s root was revealed in court documents. ”A lot of Australians… Read More ›
Australian Journo’s Hoping There’s Enough Leftover Beef Wellington Stories To Last Till Next Week
The Erin Patterson beef wellington murder case has has been a breath of fresh air to Australian journalists, with the industry running with different angles of the story for the last 6 months. Journalists are hoping that there are enough… Read More ›
I’m A Celeb Producers Forced To Recast After Mushroom Killer Conviction
Producers of Australian reality tv show, I’m a celeb get me out of here, have been forced to go back to the drawing board with casting, after mushroom killer, Erin Patterson, was convicted in a court of law of three… Read More ›
Sky News Australia Demands Albo Produce An Even Bigger Beautiful Bill
Low rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that Australia’s Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, get back to work and produce an even bigger beautiful bill in response to US President, Donald Trump’s big beautiful bill. ”Our viewers, all 7… Read More ›
Alligator Alcatraz Has Katter Demanding A Crocodile Correctional Centre
Maverick MP, Bob Katter, has applauded American President Donald Trump’s decision to open an alligator Alcatraz and demanded that Australian PM Anthony Albanese follows suit and opens a crocodile correctional centre in Northern Queensland. ”Old Donny boy has the right… Read More ›