The ABC has announced today that they will be renaming their Monday night Q&A show Peter Dutton Says, in a move they say that will increase viewers and make ABC staff more comfortable. ”At the ABC we pride our selves… Read More ›
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Barnaby Demands The Government Bail Out And Nationalise Hooters
Peter Dutton’s minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has demanded that the Government put together a plan to bail out American ‘restaurant’ Hooters and potentially nationalise it, as the chain enters administration. ”What sort of a World are we living… Read More ›
Aussie Singles Hope To Find Someone Who Loves Them With The Passion That Australia’s Media Loves Dutton
A survey of Australian singles has found that a majority would like to find a partner that will love them with the passion that Australia’s media pack loves Opposition leader Peter Dutton. ”It’s amazing how much they love Dutton, despite… Read More ›
Trump Fumes After Being Knocked Back For A Tee Time At The Gulf Of America
America’s co-President, Donald Trump, was irate after being told that he could not have a tee time at the newly renamed Gulf of America. Aides tried to tell the co-President that the Gulf wasn’t actually a golf course but co-President… Read More ›
Australia’s Leading Trump Supporter Sends Him A Thank You Card For Introducing Tariffs
Australia’s leading Trump supporter, Gina Rinehart, has sent President Trump a thank you card, after the US President introduced tariffs on Australian imports of steel and aluminium. ”Donald is an amazing President and I’m sure the tariffs he puts on… Read More ›
Temu Trump Doesn’t Rule Out Making New Zealand Australia’s 7th State
Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has refused to rule out making New Zealand the 7th State of Australia and is said to also have his eyes on buying West Timor. ”I said yesterday that I view President Trump as a very… Read More ›
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