The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told his colleagues that he is ready to fight the next election and promises his leader, Peter Dutton, that he will handle the Nation’s swinging voters. ”When you… Read More ›
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Gina Asks Her Swimmers If One Of Them Could Start A Podcast Like That Lovely Joe Rogan Fellow
Peter Dutton’s traditional owner, Gina Rinehart, has put the call out to all the swimmers she ‘sponsors’ to ask if one of them could be so kind as to start a podcast. Preferably a podcast similar in style and reach… Read More ›
Sky News Says American Election Proof Dutton Needs To Go Further Right
Low-rating cable channel, Sky news Australia, has taken a moment out from their Trumpian celebrations to launch a plea to Australian Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, to move further right on his policies. ”Peter needs to stop trying to appease the… Read More ›
Disgraced Columnist Returns To Disgraced Network
Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, have announced that disgraced columnist, Miranda Devine, who fled the country after being found to have defamed a disabled child (yep, really), will be fronting their US election coverage. ”The whole US election is… Read More ›
Robert Kennedy Jr Promises To Make Tin Foil Hats Mandatory Should Trump Win
Donald Trump’s favorite conspiracy theorist, Robert Kennedy JR, has promised to make tin foil hats mandatory for all Americans, should Trump win the Presidency. ”We can’t have good honest Americans walking around with their thoughts unprotected,” said Robert Kennedy Jr…. Read More ›
Sky News Says LNP’s Smaller Than Expected Win In QLD Proof The Party Needs To Move Further Right
Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has taken a moment away from celebrating the LNP’s Queensland election win to discuss how much bigger the win would’ve been had the party moved further right. ”A win is good but you know… Read More ›