Each week The UnOz will wade through the crap that is Australia’s opinion columnists and present the best worst takes of the week, with the winner being awarded the weekly flush. Our inaugural winner is Miranda Devine. Miranda is best… Read More ›
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I’m A Celeb And Dancing With The Stars In Desperate Battle To Sign The Hawk Tuah Girl
Reality TV juggernauts (sic), Dancing With The Stars and I’m A Celeb are locked in to a do or die battle over securing the signature of internet sensation, the Hawk Tuah girl to appear on their shows this year while… Read More ›
Greens Demand PM Makes Drum Circles Compulsory In Schools
The Australian Greens have today walked out of Parliament and called an emergency press conference where they demanded that the PM rush through legislation making drum circles compulsory in all schools. ”What sort of Government is Anthony Albanese running when… Read More ›
Attention Seeking Racist Bigot Picks Fight With Boy Who’s Dad Died When He Was Young
Pauline Hanson, a Queensland based attention-seeking racist bigot has started picking on Robert Irwin, a young boy also from Queensland who lost his famous Father when he was young. Ms Hanson started bullying Mr Irwin by stealing his likeness to… Read More ›
Entire Nation Trying Not To Picture Rupert Murdoch Doing It
Australia’s 26 million people have spent the morning trying to get the image of Rupert Murdoch’s wedding night out of their head. “I’m trying to think of nice things like a beautiful lake with ducks floating on it but it’s… Read More ›
A Nuclear Reactor In Every Backyard, Nan Working Till She Drops & Blame Everything On The Foreigners Dutton’s Vision For Australia
Opposition leader (as of publishing), Peter Dutton, has released his terrifying vision for the country, should he take the throne from current Prime Minister Anthony Albanese. With the alternative Government planning to put a nuclear reactor in every backyard, have… Read More ›
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