Australian Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, has had his phone number leaked after thieves broke into Redeye records and stole their order book. ”I’m not happy about this,” said the PM. ”Not only is my number out in the open, but… Read More ›
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Barnaby Demands A Parliamentary Enquiry Into Bonnie Blue’s 1057 Men Sex Stunt
Sussan Ley’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has demanded that the Albanese Government hold a parliamentary enquiry into adult star, Bonnie Blue’s 1057 men sex stunt. ”We need to get to the bottom of what this Bonnie Blue… Read More ›
Sussan Plans To Arrest Her Falling Popularity By Adding Another S To Her Name
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan Ley, has told colleagues that she plans to arrest her falling popularity by adding an extra S to her name. ”People were very interested to hear why I am Sussan, not Susan,” said the interim leader…. Read More ›
Guest Editorial: An Australian Mt Rushmore As Picked by Tony Abbott
What an honour and a privilege it is for theunaustralian.net to have me write for them today a column on who I think should be on Australia’s Mt Rushmore. The first face to be chiselled into the rock is of… Read More ›
NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
NRL supremo, Peter ‘the man of feathers’ V’Landys, has spent NRL Grand final week on the phone trying to find an entertainer to replace Teddy Swims, after the singer had to cancel due to illness. ”We thought that we had… Read More ›
Di Caprio Congratulates Keith Urban On Giving An Older Woman A Chance After Hearing He’s Dating A 25 Year-Old
Noted environmentalist, Leonardo Di Caprio, known for his dedication to recycling relationships has congratulated singer Keith Urban on his willingness to give older women a chance. After learning that Urban, 57, was now dating a 25 year old following his… Read More ›
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