Failed former Treasurer, Josh Frydenberg, best remembered for leaving behind a near trillion dollar deficit and being part of the Government that initiated Robodebt, has defended his decision to use the Bondi tragedy as a launching point for a political… Read More ›
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Albo’s Number Leaked After Thieves Steal Redeye Records Order Book
Australian Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, has had his phone number leaked after thieves broke into Redeye records and stole their order book. ”I’m not happy about this,” said the PM. ”Not only is my number out in the open, but… Read More ›
”This Is My Leader And I’m Very Ambitious For Her,” Says Hastie About Ley
The Opposition’s shadow minister for Home Affairs, Andrew Hastie, has taken some time out of his day, which was definitely not spent on the phone talking numbers, to tell the press that he is ambitious for his leader Sussan Ley…. Read More ›
Australian Space Agency To Send Manned Holden Kingswood To Dubbo By 2035
Australia will be getting its very own space agency with plans to mount a mission to put astronauts on the surface of Dubbo within two decades. “Due to the high cost of petrol and the dodgy radiator we will have… Read More ›
Ted O’Brien Late To Work After Getting His Tie Caught In His Briefcase, Again
Shadow Treasurer (for now), Ted O’Brien, has arrived to work late today due to managing to get his tie caught in his briefcase, this is the third time this month that this has happened. ”They’re tricky things ties aren’t they?”… Read More ›
Ted O’Brien Tells Reporters To Please Call Him TeOb
Shadow treasurer, Ted O’Brien, has told reporters that going forward he would like to be referred to by his new nickname, TeOb. He has also asked reporters to start describing him as a bit of a daggy Dad. ”Now that… Read More ›