Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, was shocked to learn that his appearance on Sharri Markson’s Sky News show was only watched by 10’s of people. The Israeli PM is blaming the low ratings on Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese. ”It’s… Read More ›
Sky News Australia host, Sharri Markson, has blamed antisemitism for her show’s appallingly low ratings record. ”The Australian people are clearly antisemitic, I mean why else would they not be watching my show?” Asked the host. ”Every night I deliver… Read More ›
Sky News Australia’s leading poll expert, Sharri Markson, has told her viewers, all 6 of them, that internal polls leaked to her reveal that the former member for Dickson, Peter Dutton, will be declared Pope at this week’s Conclave. ”I… Read More ›
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has pledged to make it illegal in Australia to sell gingerbread people without baked on genitals, in an effort to combat wokeness. ”I’ve had a bloody gutful, what is… Read More ›
Low rating news and opinion channel, Sky News Australia, has been tipped to be named as Australia’s future source of fuel with plans afoot to start mining the channel’s hosts for their nuclear outrage. ”This is a great move as… Read More ›
Aspiring journalists have been told that instead of university or TAFE, they should instead consider sleeping with the Member for New England, Barnaby Joyce to progress their journalistic careers. “The days of cadet-ships and graduate positions are over, as newspapers… Read More ›
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