A woman is in a critical condition in a Sydney hospital after taking an overdose of smug whilst declaring to her friends that she had completed all of her Christmas shopping several weeks before the event. “A female was admitted… Read More ›
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Woolworth’s Fires Own Brand Accountant
Retail giant Woolworth’s has sacked its generic accountant and gone looking for someone with brand name skills to rescue the company from dire financial misfortune. “We foolishly thought a dull looking accountant in a non descript suit was the way… Read More ›
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