The estate of the late radio great, John Laws, has put out to tender sponsorship for the shock jock’s funeral, asking for cash for coffin. ”This is a great opportunity for businesses to really get their message out to what… Read More ›
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Hanson Comes Back From America Full Of Ideas, Asks One Of Her Advisors To Get A Brain Worm Like RFK
Australia’s favourite racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, has returned from America after skipping out from work for two weeks to swan around Mar-A-Lago, and the Queensland Senator is full of ideas. ”I learnt so much from just being around the Trump… Read More ›
Libs Tipped To Tap Sussan On The Shoulder For A Spill Also Ask Her To Bring A Plate
As Parliament winds down for the year the faceless (but not voiceless) men of the Liberal party are tipped to tap interim leader, Sussan Ley, on the shoulder to call for a leadership spill and ask her to please bring… Read More ›
Liberal Moderates Tell Colleagues They May Bend Over To Drop Net-Zero But They Won’t Be Happy
The moderate wing of the Coalition (apparently they exist), have told anyone who’ll listen, that they may bend over and accept the party dropping net-zero but they won’t be happy. ”It’s time that our colleagues start listening to what we… Read More ›
Nationals Commit To Bringing Back Leaded Petrol
The National party has held a press conference over the weekend to tell the Nation that they are committed to bringing back leaded petrol. They have told their junior Coalition colleagues, the Liberals, that this is non-negotiable. ”Australia rest assured… Read More ›
Sussan ”SS” Ley Condemns The PM For Not Consulting Sky news Over His Choice Of T-shirt
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan ”SS” Ley, has condemned Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, after the PM was spotted in a Joy Division t-shirt that he had not sought approval from Sky news Australia to wear. ”I don’t step out of the… Read More ›
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