Faced with the possibility that the streets will still be bare of people in September, Australia’s magpies have reluctantly pushed back the swooping season to December. “What’s the point of swooping season if there’s no-one to swoop down on but… Read More ›
A sad Shire magpie who simply wants a friend is unable to comprehend why everyone he swoops down on to give a hug to runs away in terror. “I’m so alone all day on top of this telegraph pole and… Read More ›
The planet Earth has announced it will no longer be producing “Winter” in the southern hemisphere due to declining interest in the season from consumers. “Winter has always been our least popular season and with the effects of global warming… Read More ›
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