A survey of Australian singles has found that a majority would like to find a partner that will love them with the passion that Australia’s media pack loves Opposition leader Peter Dutton. ”It’s amazing how much they love Dutton, despite… Read More ›
The Opposition’s head cheer leader at The Australian, lil’ Simon Benson, has thanked his favourite person in the World, Daddy Dutton, for giving him the scoop on the Coalition’s alleged nuclear plan. ”I love you Daddy Dutton, you’re so much… Read More ›
Policy bereft Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has held a press conference in which he has provided another excuse as to why he has not released any details on his pie in the sky plan to bring nuclear power to Australia…. Read More ›
After spending most of the year haggling, the Greens political party and the Government have come to terms on a housing bill that will help the country build more houses. The last minute deal is alleged to involve the Greens… Read More ›
News Corp Australia has launched it’s new initiative, operation polish a turd, with a series of flattering articles in their weekend papers praising the performance of Opposition leader Peter Dutton. ”For some reason Rupert and his billionaire mates think Pete’s… Read More ›
The Coalition has rebounded strongly from their NSW council election debacle, where they managed to not enrol their candidates, despite having 4 years to do so, by launching their slogan for the upcoming Federal election. ”Vote For Us Or Linda… Read More ›
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